About 

Roy Tom Malkovich is a 25-year-old government politician who enjoys golf, theatre and extreme ironing. He is talented and gamer and creative, but can also be very cowardly and a bit grumpy.

He is addicted to the internet, something which his friend Inez Kristin Wood pointed out when he was 16. The problem intensified in 2014.

He is an American Christian who defines himself as straight. He has a degree in philosophy, politics and economics.

Roy's best friend is a government politician called Inez Wood. They get on well most of the time. He also hangs around with Felix Allen and Glen O'Gallagher. They enjoy social card games together .   

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